You might be an internet addict if:
1. You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
2. Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to go from top to bottom.
3. Your nightmares are in HTML and GIFS.
4. You start introducing yourself as “Jim at net dot com”
5. Your dog has its own home page.
NewsoftheWorld: SEXY soldier Katrina Hodge shows the weapons of mass distraction which make her a Miss England semi-finalist.
The serving Iraq heroine, dubbed Combat Barbie by troops, is competing with the backing of military chiefs.
Miss Tunbridge Wells Katrina, 21, was once laughed at for turning up for army basic training with pink luggage, pink coat and kitten heels.
But the sniggering had stopped by the time she won a commendation for bravery after wrestling TWO rifles from an Iraqi prisoner in Basra.
The lance corporal, who will be among 40 beauties battling it out for the title, said: “Girls in beauty pageants talk about wanting world peace but I’m out there trying to achieve peace for real.” Bet she gets plenty of atten-shun.
You bet, just ave a luuk……………
You see, this time it wasn’t only me in the wrong place, or I must say, there were too many of us getting in the way so no one saw anything. A shame really as we all seem to be obsessed with seeing celebrities NAKED……………..